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	<title>Wildlife Photos and Whiled Thoughts &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Pour me a drink, light me a smoke, fry me up a pan of bacon, and let&#8217;s get it on</title>
		<link>http://pfischer.com/2008/07/09/pour-me-a-drink-light-me-a-smoke-fry-me-up-a-pan-of-bacon-and-lets-get-it-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Fischer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An excellent article over at Salon.Com about Bacon.    Thanks to Aud for sending it in.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An excellent article over at Salon.Com about <a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/07/07/bacon_mania/">Bacon</a>. </p>
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<p>Thanks to Aud for sending it in.</p>
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		<title>Bacon Rapping</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 22:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Fischer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JoCo judged a recent contest on ColorWars to see who&#8217;s rap lyrics were the best. Oh, the lyrics had to include the word BACON!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2008/04/15/bacon-rapping/">JoCo</a> judged a recent contest on ColorWars to see who&#8217;s rap lyrics were the best. Oh, the lyrics had to include the word <a href="http://colorwar2008.com/microphone_3">BACON</a>!</p>
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		<title>Bacon! The Musical</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Fischer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ran into Rob Balder at RavenCon last weekend and discovered The FuMP! Funny music is awesome, and I figured I&#8217;d get around to looking at it eventually. But then I noticed a song about Bacon by The Great Luke Ski.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ran into Rob Balder at RavenCon last weekend and discovered The FuMP! Funny music is awesome, and I figured I&#8217;d get around to looking at it eventually. But then I noticed a song about <a href="http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=42">Bacon</a> by The Great Luke Ski.</p>
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		<title>Sigler Donuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Fischer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Scott Sigler were to make donuts, what kind would they be? Buy Scott&#8217;s new book, Infected, on April first and show the world what Podcasting can do! Original Photo used under GNU Free license thanks to Wikipedia. This photo is the result of a Twitter conversation between Scott Sigler, Paul Fischer, and several others. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> If Scott Sigler were to make donuts, what kind would they be?</p>
<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3113/2354912257_3e76b42069.jpg?v=0" align="middle" height="375" width="500" /></p>
<p>Buy Scott&#8217;s new book, Infected, on April first and show the world what Podcasting can do!<br />
<center><iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=paulfischerspers&amp;o=1&amp;p=8&amp;l=as1&amp;asins=0307406105&amp;fc1=000000&amp;IS2=1&amp;lt1=_blank&amp;lc1=0000FF&amp;bc1=000000&amp;bg1=FFFFFF&amp;f=ifr" style="width: 120px; height: 240px" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></center><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Brown_bobby_doughnuts.jpg"><span id="more-74"></span>Original Photo</a> used under GNU Free license thanks to Wikipedia. This photo is the result of a Twitter conversation between Scott Sigler, Paul Fischer, and several others.</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Scott Sigler</strong>: grumble-grumble &#8230; time to make the donuts. I need a day off.</p>
<p><strong>Maegan Breakall</strong>: @scottsigler I&#8217;ll take a glazed, this time no blood splatters on it tho, k?</p>
<p><strong>Scott Sigler</strong>: @VividMuse: They all have blood splatters. I&#8217;m switching to writing romance.</p>
<p><strong>Paul Fischer</strong>: @scottsigler I like raised donuts, not cake ones. Cruller Rawk!</p>
<p><strong>Christiana Ellis</strong>: @pfischer I like crullers when they are good. But when they get even a LITTLE bit stale or soggy, instant yuck.</p>
<p><strong>Paul Fischer</strong>: @scottsigler Gore filled blood splattered eye flavored donuts</p>
<p><strong>Maegan Breakall</strong>: @pfischer: LOL!!!! i love it!</p>
<p><strong>Christiana Ellis</strong>: I hate them soggy, but I&#8217;ll put up with them a little stale. Fresh is best.</p>
<p><strong>Scott Sigler</strong>: @pfischer: funny, that&#8217;s just the kind of batch of donuts I&#8217;m working on right now. Flavors: Russian, Italian, Nocturnal.</p>
<p><strong>Scott Sigler</strong>: @pfischer: that is one of the coolest pics ever.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Podcasters Supper Mark II &#8211; Martha Style</title>
		<link>http://pfischer.com/2008/02/26/podcasters-supper-mark-ii-martha-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Fischer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Martha put a shot across the bow of podcasting today by annotating the awesome picture posted last week by JR Blackwell. Click on the photo to go to Flickr and leave he a comment. She&#8217;ll love you forever. Photo taken at Farpoint Convention. Thanks Steve for an awesome time.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dancingcat.org/">Martha</a> put a shot across the bow of podcasting today by annotating <a href="http://pfischer.com/2008/02/18/podcasters-supprt/">the awesome picture</a> posted last week by <a href="http://blackwell.livejournal.com/">JR Blackwell</a>. Click on the photo to go to Flickr and leave he a comment. She&#8217;ll love you forever.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ljosalf/2292867157/" title="Podcasters Supper"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/2292867157_1f29216422.jpg" alt="Podcasters Supper" height="386" width="500" /></a></p>
<p>Photo taken at Farpoint Convention. Thanks Steve for an awesome time.</p>
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		<title>Podcasters Supper</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Fischer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JR Blackwell has outdone herself again, with this picture.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center">JR Blackwell has outdone herself again, with this <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jrblackwell/2273653894/">picture</a>.</p>
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		<title>Joke From My Dad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Fischer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Dad sends me tons of jokes. Many I don&#8217;t find funny. But this one I thought was too good not to pass along. Electile Dysfunction : The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My Dad sends me tons of jokes. Many I don&#8217;t find funny. But this one I thought was too good not to pass along.</p>
<p><font color="#000000"><strong>Electile Dysfunction</strong></font> : The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.</p>
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